Sunday, April 8

The Facts Of Chocolate

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A guy found a bottle and a genie granted him three wishes.
"Well" he said; "I'm broke and life sucks.
I'd like to be really stinking rich."
***POOF****
There was a million bucks.

"The best car in the World" he said;
"Is what I'd really adore,
But it costs $1.7 million.”
***POOF****
There was a Bugatti Veyron 16.4.

Finally he said; "I'm a nerdy geek
I'm not one of those hunky jocks
I'd like to be irresistible to all women.”
***POOF****
He was turned into an automatically, refilling, giant chocolate box.
(Which unfortunately has no need for money and a car but on the other hand, will get slobbered over by all women.)

Jon Bratton 2012


Tee shirt slogan
EMERGENCY ALERT:
If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed,
ADMINISTER
CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.


The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps from chocolate!


Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete Hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
Elaine Sherman
Book of Divine Indulgences


Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22nd


Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
Mariska Hargitay


Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!


Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had on a daily basis.
Sandra Bullock


It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram


Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets.
Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"


I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?


After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson


I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.


I take chocolate from strangers.


... the taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer


I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.


Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate.


Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and no appointment is needed.


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    1. Nice to hear from you Maribel! Hope you got lots of chocolate to eat on Easter!

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  2. Hello, my long lost friend ... Just thinking about you ... Wishing you well, Bekkie :) Love, cat.

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    1. Cat I'm going to write my blog on seeing my father soon. Watch for it, and you didn't answer me about if you blogged about seeing your deceased daughter. I'm very interested in your story! Have a great week, it's Spring! Lot's of hugs!

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  3. jervaise brooke hamster4/09/2012 09:03:00 AM

    Lindt, the art of the finest Swiss master chocolatiers, i recently bought a box for $9 and they were indeed the finest chocolate masterpieces i`d ever eaten. Lindt, simply the finest chocolates in the world.

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    1. I haven't had Lindt chocolate in a long time but will have to try them again. Yummy yummy yummy I got chocolate in my stomach, and I feel like loving everyone. Have a nice week my favorite Internet troll!

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    2. Jervaise are you on Google+? If so, ask me to be in your circle. Take care!

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  4. Hi Bekkie...
    Now I follow you :-D
    Hugs Moonlight / Aurora

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    1. Oh thank you! You girls are the best! I will Follow you too! This weekend is really nice! I hope you are having a happy weekend!

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  5. Hi Bekki
    I'm back so now you can follow mw and moonlight to
    Have a nice day my friend alice/Bekkie
    Hugs Aurora / Moonlight

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    1. I think I am Following you but if not I will make sure! Coming on here to add pictures today it was nice to hear from all of you!

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  6. Its big
    Its warm
    Its here
    It’s a big funny hug
    With lots of love
    From a heart that beats
    Just for you!
    Snow White

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    1. What a wonderful poem and sweet peom Snow White! BTW Did you see the movie yet? It looks so good!

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  7. Oh Nicki, I went to erast you and erased the whole comment. Just so you know I'm sorry! Have a great weekend!

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  8. Hi Bekkie .. Our weekend was weird blizzard and no electricity for 5 hours .. Now we have nice weather all week and next weekend it will be snow again crazy not normal weather for Sweden .. Have a free weeks my friend and hope all is well with you hug Nicki

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  9. Hey Nicki that sounds terrible but I know you are used to it (somewhat) and kept warm. That is a long time without power when it's freezing out! Sweden looks so beautiful, I just love your country. The people aren't that bad either! By now are you done with snow? Hugs my friend!

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